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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
A meal without beer is called breakfast
(though Guinness on Cheerios isn't bad).

If beer isn't the answer then please rephrase the question.

Just the act of pouring beer into a glass can calm the soul.

Beer pairs best with beer.

The answer may not be at the bottom of a bottle of beer but
you should at least check.

Never look at your glass as half empty, look at it as halfway to
your next beer.

Drink beer like it's your day job.

Home is where you keep your beer.
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It's no coincidence that beer rhymes with beer.
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Beer will change the world, I'm just not sure how.
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Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could
have become beer.

Pubs are the official sunscreen for beer drinkers.

If there's no beer there, don't go.

You should only run for three reasons - one someone yells:
"fire", "free beer", or "the free beer is on fire"

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