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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
It's a good day when the forecast is hazy
with 100% chance of beer.

It's always best to give into beer pressure.

Strive for perfection.  Always have several practice beers
before you have an actual one.

It's okay to drink all the beer you want, they'll make more.

Hoptimists believe the world is a better place thanks to beer.

When you exercise be careful not to spill your beer.

Water is best when served with barley and hops.

If you suffer from painful sobriety beer can help.

You know it's true love when someone looks at you
the way you look at beer.

Beer doesn't have many vitamins that's why
you have to drink a lot of it.

If you want to make ale pale just add a "p".

If you go to a pub and drink beer to forget
it's best to pay in advance.

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