| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| It's a good day when the forecast is hazy with 100% chance of beer. It's always best to give into beer pressure. Strive for perfection. Always have several practice beers before you have an actual one. It's okay to drink all the beer you want, they'll make more. Hoptimists believe the world is a better place thanks to beer. When you exercise be careful not to spill your beer. Water is best when served with barley and hops. If you suffer from painful sobriety beer can help. You know it's true love when someone looks at you the way you look at beer. Beer doesn't have many vitamins that's why you have to drink a lot of it. If you want to make ale pale just add a "p". If you go to a pub and drink beer to forget it's best to pay in advance. ---------------------------- ==Click to Enlarge - Wisdom of the Month== |
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