| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| Beer is good but beers are better. Anyone can drink beer but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer. Drinking a good IPA is guaranteed to make you hoppy. Life and beer are very similar - chill for best results. Beer is like duct tape - it fixes everything. There is no strong beer only weak men and women. Friday is the beginning of many a beer drinker's liver work week. Chemists agree - beer really is a solution. Save the earth, it's the only planet with beer. Beer has food value but food has no beer value. When you drink water be sure its been filtered through a brewery first. Every empty beer bottle is filled with a story. One thing better than a bottle of beer is a growler of it. If your friend asks if it's too early to drink beer get a new friend. If you think beer doesnt make for a good breakfast just float a corn flake in it. |