| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| Be careful of someone who says: "Let's have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it." here are five reasons for drinking beer: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the brew, or any other reason. What's the difference between having a cold beer and going to the bathroom? About 35 minutes. Drinking beer after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy work then drink before you get there. Don't drink to forget someone, you'll end up seeing them double. Too much of anything is bad, but too much beer is just right. Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle IPA - the hops fade quickly. Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of fresh hop IPA. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat. Love makes the world go round but a Belgium Quad makes it go round twice as fast. If a woman drove you to drink have the decency to thank her. When counting how many beers you've had always use dog years. Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk. |