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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers
a day is damn easy

Beer is good but beers are better.

In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

You' can't buy happiness buy you by beer and that's kind of the same thing.

Beer - it's your friend.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at beer.

The difference between a beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.

Beer - brew, enjoy, empty, repeat.

Life is brewtiful.

Shhh... Yep, I hear a beer calling me.

The best beers are the one we drink with friends.  

Technically speaking, beer is a solution.

Remember...Beer has food value but food has no beer value.

Beer cures what ales you.