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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
It's strange how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers
a day is damn easy

Beer is good but beers are better
.

In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

You' can't buy happiness buy you by beer and that's kind of the same thing.

Beer - it's your friend.

I want someone to look at me the way I look at beer.

The difference between a beer and your opinion is that I asked for a beer.

Beer - brew, enjoy, empty, repeat.

Life is brewtiful.

Shhh... Yep, I hear a beer calling me.

The best beers are the one we drink with friends.  

Technically speaking, beer is a solution.

Remember...Beer has food value but food has no beer value.

Beer cures what ales you.