| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| Beer may not solve your problems, but neither will water or milk A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure Fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night If love makes the world go around, then an Imperial IPA makes it go around twice as fast! There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern. If you cook with beer, remember to sometimes even add it to the food. A bottle of strong ale contains more philosophy than all the books in the world Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of fresh hop IPA. One sip of a great beer will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams. Beer is sunlight, held together by water Beer doesn't ask silly questions. Beer understands. Drinking Beer is like pouring a smile on your brain. |