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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
Today try to be  a hero.
Rescue some beer that is trapped in a bottle.  

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine
by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours.  

Try to have a beer with friends, they can open it
and you can drink it.

How do you know a man is thinking about his future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

People who on occasion indulge in too much beer don't have
a drinking problem, they have thirst problem.

There are more important things in life than Facebook and
Twitter,.. like watching TV and having a beer.

Gravitation can not be held responsible for bad beer.

if you have opinions about beer -- strong opinions -- don't
always agree with them just to be safe.

If you drink beer you will think beer.  

If you must exercise be careful.  You might spill your beer.

Beer doesn't ask silly questions.  Beer understands.

If you hold a glass of beer to your ear
you can hear the weekend.

Beer is the best reason to wake up every afternoon.
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