Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
|Today you can be a hero. Rescue some beer that
is trapped in a bottle.
For good health follow a rigorous exercise routine like always
fetching beer bottles from the fridge by yourself.
The best way to share beer with a friend is to
have them open it and you drink it.
Follow your dreams. If you really wanted beer
yesterday have one now.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you drinking beer, it
doesn't contain any calories.
If you had to choose between drinking beer every day or
being skinny for life always choose an IPA
It's so simple to be wise when drinking beer. Just think
of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
A meal of beer, beer and beer constitutes the perfect food
Beer is the holy libation of sincerity.
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