| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| Today you can be a hero. Rescue some beer that is trapped in a bottle. For good health follow a rigorous exercise routine like always fetching beer bottles from the fridge by yourself. The best way to share beer with a friend is to have them open it and you drink it. Follow your dreams. If you really wanted beer yesterday have one now. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you drinking beer, it doesn't contain any calories. If you had to choose between drinking beer every day or being skinny for life always choose an IPA It's so simple to be wise when drinking beer. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. A meal of beer, beer and beer constitutes the perfect food Beer is the holy libation of sincerity. ---------------------------- ==Click to Enlarge - Wisdom of the Month== |
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