| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| It's always best to plan ahead - buy two cases of beer. Friendships are best build on a solid foundation of beer. It's okay to bring cheap beer to a party as long as you drink the expensive ones that other brought. Mondays are a lot better if you have beer on tap at work. Beer is like pouring smiles on your brain. Beer before beer you're in the clear. The best bucket list - ice and beer. A beer snobs is anyone who refuses to drink crap beer. If your friend goes missing put his picture on a beer bottle then only fun people will find him. It's no coincidence that beer rhymes with cheer. A happy home runs on love, laughter and good beer. No food in fridge, beer it is. Never trust a person who thinks there's more to life than beer. Coffee will keep you busy until it's acceptable to drink beer. Drink all the beer you want, don't worry they'll make more. |
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