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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
Too much of anything is bad, but too much beer is just right

Only drink beer on two occasions, when you are in
love and when you are not

Only drink beer in groups of one or more

Whenever you drink water be sure it’s with barley and hops

You don’t have to be a professional magician to make
good beer disappear

makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through
a glass of quality beer

Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of
course, you happen to be a bottle of IPA.  

Penicillin cures, but beer makes people happy.

You can’t buy happiness but you can buy beer and
that’s close enough.

Beer is always the right thing to say.

Always try to have 5 practice beers before you have
your actual beer

For a perfect mate find someone who looks at you the
way you look at beer

Good beer tastes like not going to work tomorrow
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