| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| Too much of anything is bad, but too much beer is just right Only drink beer on two occasions, when you are in love and when you are not Only drink beer in groups of one or more Whenever you drink water be sure it’s with barley and hops You don’t have to be a professional magician to make good beer disappear makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of quality beer Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of IPA. Penicillin cures, but beer makes people happy. You can’t buy happiness but you can buy beer and that’s close enough. Beer is always the right thing to say. Always try to have 5 practice beers before you have your actual beer For a perfect mate find someone who looks at you the way you look at beer Good beer tastes like not going to work tomorrow |
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