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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
Don't drink to forget someone, you'll end up seeing them double.

H
ave a beer with a friend.  He can open it, you can drink it.

T
here are no bad beers, some are just better than others.

B
eer is the rose colored glasses of life.

Beer not only expands the blood vessels but
also communications.

T
he two best occasions to have a beer is when you're
thirsty and when your not.


I
f someone tells you to give up beer remind
them you are not a quitter.


I
n victory you deserve a beer, in defeat you need it.

The discovery of b
eer is of greater moment than the discovery
of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars

M
ost lagers go well with Captain Crunch or Cheerios.

A gourmet meal without a glass of g
ood beer just seems tragic.

Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows

all about beer is obviously a fake.

A
lways buy more beer than you need, it's better to be
safe than sober.

If someone tells you to have a good day just open a beer.
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