| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
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| Don't drink to forget someone, you'll end up seeing them double. Have a beer with a friend. He can open it, you can drink it. There are no bad beers, some are just better than others. Beer is the rose colored glasses of life. Beer not only expands the blood vessels but also communications. The two best occasions to have a beer is when you're thirsty and when your not. If someone tells you to give up beer remind them you are not a quitter. In victory you deserve a beer, in defeat you need it. The discovery of beer is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars Most lagers go well with Captain Crunch or Cheerios. A gourmet meal without a glass of good beer just seems tragic. Anyone who tries to make you believe that he knows all about beer is obviously a fake. Always buy more beer than you need, it's better to be safe than sober. If someone tells you to have a good day just open a beer. |