Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
|Enjoy a pint of beer each day for its health benefits,
the next two will help with witty comebacks and
snappy dance moves
Every empty beer bottle is filled with a story.
Today's forecast: beer with a chance of weather.
The best beer is the one that tastes like you're
not going to work tomorrow.
Something bad is about to happen when your friend
says hold my beer and watch this.
Some people bring happiness into your life,
real friends bring beer.
It's hard to drink 5 glasses of water a day
but drinking 5 glasses of beer is so much easier.
If you tell yourself to stop drinking beer just remember
to never listen to a drunk who talks to himself.
Life is just a little more honest after two beers.
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