| The Sage Page Lessons of life from the Beer Sage |
| The two most important things on anyone's bucket list should be get enough beer and ice to fill it. You can make everyone happy, that's beer's job. Never become friends with someone who asks you if it's too early to drink beer. The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle but you should always check. The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, drink beer. A happy home runs on love, laughter and strong beer. The best beer is an open beer. Life and beer are very similar. Chill for best results. Do you know what rhymes with Friday? Beer. Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer. ---------------------------- ==Click to Enlarge - Wisdom of the Month== |