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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
I someone tells you that "in the morning you're going to regret
that last beer" just sleep until the afternoon. Problem solved.

Beer wins friends, salads don't.

It's a lot easier to start the day if
you know it will end with beer.

The best soup of the day is beer.

Drinking the recommended eight glasses of water a day is
a lot harder than drinking eight glasses of beer.

If you quit drinking beer yesterday then tonight
celebrate your comeback.

If a person asks you if it's too early to drink beer
they're an amateur and not your friend.

It's best not to limit happy to an hour.

It's best to only drink one beer at a time....
until all the beer is gone.

Let someone walk a mile in your shoes
and they'll end up in a bar drinking beer.

Don't worry if you drink too much beer, they'll make more.

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