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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
If beer tells you put that on Facebook, it's hilarious
Beer is most likely wrong, very wrong.

It's best to only drink beer three days a week -
yesterday, today, and tomorrow

No matter what hurdles life throws your way
a good beer will always help.

If you're worrying about the future just buy
two cases of beer instead of one

Two beer or not two beer, that is the question
and it has an easy answer.

If circumstances dictate that your disposable income
has to come from eating ramen alongside your vintage
Cantillon gueuze, so be it.

The radio voice of the Lone Ranger was Brace Breamer. The
letter can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' A motto for all.

Don't worry if you have 99 problems, beer will solve all of them.

We beer snobs can beat up those wine sobs any day of the week.

There's no such thing as a beer too strong it's only
weak drinkers giving it a bad name.

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