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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
Be careful when dealing with camels, anyone who can
go a week without a beer can't be trusted.

Drink beer responsibly, that means don't spill it.

Beer doesn't solve any problems but neither does milk.

Beer is a great drink but too much can make you
see double and feel single.

Of course size matters, no one wants a small glass of beer.

If you hate ironing was try putting beer in the steam iron.

Good beer is sunlight and rainbows held together by water.

If your doctor tells you to watch your drinking
enjoy your beer in front of a mirror.

The average person drinks 3-4 beers a week.  
You should try to be above average.

The best beer is an open beer.

Decaf coffee and non-alcoholic beer are the two
hardest things in the world to understand.

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