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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
If you have trouble drinking beer in the shower
switch to taking baths.

When it comes to drinking good beer
never limit happy to just an hour.

There might be better things in the world than beer
but beer makes up for not having any of them.

The liver is the only organ that can regenerate itself.
Thank it by having a beer.

Drinking beer is like eating potato chips.
You can't have just one.

We would all be happy if the air was a pure as beer.

B-E-E-R stands for brew, enjoy, empty, repeat

You can use meditation and relaxation to handle stress
but three beers does a better job.

If you can't fix it with duck tape or beer
then it's not worth fixing.

The best bottled water is the one with barely and hops.

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