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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
If you quit drinking beer yesterday tonight is a good time
to celebrate your comeback.

Beer won't solve your problems but neither will milk.

Everyone can't be happy but everyone can drink beer.

If every weekend you say "Susan, stop drinking beer"
then be happy you're not Susan.

In beer's defense we've all done stupid things when sober.

It's best to only drink beer on days that begin with "T"
Today and Tomorrow

Be careful.  A few beers increases the size
of the "send" button by 80%

If you run out of coffee in the morning be aware
that beer is a suitable replacement.

You should try cooking with beer
and sometime even add it to the food

In general camels, and anyone else who can
go a week without a beer.

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