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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
Anyone can drink beer but it takes intelligence to enjoy it.

Some people say 'I'll drink to that' for good reason but you're
better off drinking beer for no reason at all.

The answer may not lay at the bottom of a beer bottle
but you should always check.

If your head says go to the gym and your heart says have
some beer it's best to follow your heart.

The problem with a case a beer is there's not enough to share.

If you see beer trapped in a bottle rescue it.

If you saved all the money you spent on beer you'd
probably spend it on beer.

Beers are like wolves, they prefer to run in packs.

If you're drinking beer to forget please pay your
bar tab in advance.

know where to buy good beer.

Love has four letters, so does beer.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full -
either means there's room for more beer.

It's a lot easier to start the day when you know it
will end up with beer.
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