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Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
It's no coincidence that beer rhymes with cheer.

Beer - never a bad time to have one.

Beer keeps you from limiting happy to an hour.

Some call it day drinking, I call it brunch.

Beer is made from hops.  Hops are plants.  Beer is a salad.

Drink plenty of water when hot.  Beer is 99% water.

When you exercise be careful not to spill your beer.

The answer may not be at the bottom of a beer bottle but
you should always check.

You can't buy happiness but you can buy beer
and that's close enough

If you saved all the money you spent on beer you'd
probably spend it on beer.

What beer will not cure there's no cure for.

Boo Frickin Hoo - have a beer and get over it.

It's good to cook with beers, sometimes even add it to the food.

A bottle of beer contains more philosophy than
all the books in the world.

Distrust camels, and anyone else who can go
a week without a drink
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