Lessons of life from the Beer Sage
|Beer is good but beers are better.
Anyone can drink beer but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer.
Drinking a good IPA is guaranteed to make you hoppy.
Life and beer are very similar - chill for best results.
Beer is like duct tape - it fixes everything.
There is no strong beer only weak men and women.
Friday is the beginning of many a beer drinker's liver work week.
Chemists agree - beer really is a solution.
Save the earth, it's the only planet with beer.
Beer has food value but food has no beer value.
When you drink water be sure its been filtered
through a brewery first.
Every empty beer bottle is filled with a story.
One thing better than a bottle of beer is a growler of it.
If your friend asks if it's too early to drink beer
get a new friend.
If you think beer doesnt make for a good breakfast
just float a corn flake in it.