| --------------------------------------------- Clint Black Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks It takes more than a cowboy hat to really make them cool And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool Now a bottle is what drinkin' was made for It doesn't take some suds to make that clear You won't find Martinis on the dance floor But I can do the two-step drinkin' beer -------------------------- Cheryl Marsh Champagne costs too much, Whiskey’s too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it’s better to order a beer! ----------------------- Paul Curtis At the pub in the good old days You could save a penny or two By selecting the cheaper option A pint of half and half would do But in order to save your pennies The desperate price you had to pay Was that half came out of the pump The rest came from the drip tray ------------------------------ Michael Collings Here’s to women’s kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; not as sweet as a woman’s kiss, but a damn sight more sincere. ------------------------ William Aytoun Ah, liberty! how like thou art To this large bottle lying here, Which yesterday from foreign mart, Came filled with potent English beer! A touch of steel — a hand — a gush — A pop that sounded far and near — A wild emotion — liquid rush — And I had drunk that English beer! And what remains? — An empty shell! A lifeless form both sad and queer, A temple where no god doth dwell — The simple memory of beer! Special thanks all for sending in the poems! Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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