NotTrue -
Lies About Beer

Jim Attacap

Many people new to the craft beer scene come with preconceived notions
about beer many of which are incorrect.  To ease their entry into the world
of good beer you might want to dispel them of these common myths.

A pale ale is always pale. This distinction is becoming problematic as
brewers are taking the notion of paleness in pale ale to mean simply one
thing: not black. This was the original meaning of the term in England and
Germany when IPAs were invented and most beers were classified as either
black, pale or red. Don’t be scared off by a pale ale that looks amber or even
brown -- it just means that more of the good stuff has been left in, making for a
deeper profile and more layered tastes.

Words like “premium,” “cold-filtered” and “no preservatives” actually
mean something
. Certain buzz words are meant to trigger the impression of
quality.  It’s not that these claims are false it’s just that they leave a false
impression.  For example a “premium beer” that contains “no preservatives”
can still have next to no taste from being heat pasteurized and brewed with
corn and sugar.  And cold-filtering can be applied to most beers and does not
impact its flavor.

Beer is beer, and most people’s palates can't adjust to stronger, more
bold tasting brews
. It’s true that decades of blond lagers have dulled
drinkers’ palates, and that going from being a regular Blue Light drinker to a
hoppy IPA is not easy but many craft brewers are creating bridge or gateway
beers to help.  Try a lighter wheat beer, a Sam Adams lager, or even a Cricket
Hill American Ale to set the changes in motion.

Dark beers are stronger in alcohol . The color of beer has no relation to its
alcohol content. For example, Guinness, one of the most popular dark beers
has an alcohol volume of 4.2%, while several light-colored Belgian beers have
alcohol content of 8%+.  Of course there are dark beers such as imperial
stouts that can break the 10% alcohol barrier so the best way to find out a
beer's strength is just to ask your bartender or look it up.

Imported beers are stronger than American beers. Traditionally,
American beers used to measure their alcohol content by weight, while many
other countries measure by volume. The alcohol by weight figure will always
appear lower than the alcohol by volume – for example, 4% ABW = 5% ABV,
hence the myth creation.  Recently many American beers have begun listing
ABV on their labels.  Since it's not required by law many American breweries
omit this entirely which also adds to the perception that their beers are lower
in alcohol.

Beer should be served ice-cold for best flavor.  This is an unfortunate
myth perpetuated by companies like Coors especially for their lite beers. The
fact is, flavor typically diminishes when beer is served ice-cold. It may make
for a thirst-quenching beverage, but the chill will not allow any of the beer's  
nuanced flavors to emerge (assuming they have any) .   Some beers are even
best served much closer to room temperature or slightly cool such as
traditional English brews, stouts, and cask ales.

The best beers have green bottles.  Sorry, but brown glass is the best color
to protect beer from light, which is why it is the most common color used.
A shortage of brown glass in Europe during the last century led to many
breweries using green glass to bottle their beer – therefore, green bottles
represented imported beer for many years and people incorrectly assumed
the color indicated a better beer.  Clear bottles are the worst for protecting
beer but have somehow become one of the best for marketing it.

A good beer must be high in alcohol.  There are many outstanding beers
that are high in alcohol but there are many of poor quality.  The same can be
said of lower alcohol beers.  Some of the famous Belgian and German beers
have traditionally high average alcohol content – perhaps 8% or 10%.
However, the alcohol content is only one feature and doesn’t necessarily
account for the good taste. In England, many of the best mild ales have alcohol
content of 4% or less – resulting from a higher tax on stronger beer. Of course,
the advantage in finding good-tasting, lower alcohol beer is that you can drink
more of it!  For the record, a Budweiser weights in around 5% ABV.

Beer before liquor, never sicker – liquor before beer, in the clear
This common drinking advice is not scientifically true. In reality, alcohol is
alcohol, and the overall quantity you imbibe will determine your sobriety or
hangover. Drinking beer before drinking hard liquor may prolong the onset of
inebriation. However, it won’t ultimately matter whether you drink beer first or
last; it’s the quantity of alcohol that does the damage.  

Lite beers will help you lose weight.  On average, a lite beer will have 90-
100 calories, while a regular beer might have around 200. Some Imperial
styles may push 400 calories but still, all things considered, lite beers will
contribute very little to your dietary goals.  When you consider their typical lack
of taste, you’d be better off drinking one or two regular beers instead of three
or four of the tasteless low cal ones.

Taking your beer from a warm to cold to warm environment will
"skunk" it.
 From the brewer to the store to your refrigerator beer will be
chilled and warmed up several times. Nothing bad is caused by cooling,
warming and then re-cooling a beer.  However, extended exposure to extreme
temperatures will harm the beer especially if it's a light lager.  Many people
think that cold to warm to cold will cause a beer to skunk, which is false.
Skunking is caused by a reaction between hops in the beer and UV light. It
can happen no matter the temperature. - SPECIAL REPORT
The real truth about beer