"Here and There"
by Clay Moore
and Jay Silvers

Did you know that That pilsner malt is not only used in different types of pilsner
beers?  Made from two-row spring barley that is highly modified during malting, it is
named for the world's first blonde lager, developed in 1842 in Pilsen. Hence the
name pilsner.  We didn't know that either until now.

“The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue...”
― James Joyce, Ulysses

Elephant poop beer? Yes - it's Sankt Gallen's UN, Kono Kuro.  The brew is made by
having elephants digest a specific type of coffee beans then using those beans
once they've passed through the elephant's digestive system. First run sold out.

Now before you get too upset at that remember that Beer,  all alcoholic drinks are
made by fermentation caused by bacteria feeding on the yeast cells, and then
defecating. This bacterial excrement is called alcohol.

Stillwater Brewing in Atlanta draws inspiration from a less legal plant
intoxicant in their Dank Tank series with beer names like Johnny Hash,
Red Hot Mama, and 16 So Fine.  

Samuel Adams Utopia costs about $200 a bottle and has an ABV in the upper 20%
range.  In the past it has been aged in Buffalo Trace whiskey barrels and then port
barrels.  We're not fans but we do love the fancy copper bottle it comes in.

"Beer can't be tasted in a sip!"
Charles Dickens

In the year 2000 there were only two nationally available pumpkin flavored beers
hence why some call it the good old days.  The first major entry was from Blue Moon
which debuted in 1995.  Now over two decades their beer still makes up 65% of all
the pumpkin beer sold nationwide.  By the was, total sales of pumpkin beer had
dropped  precipitously the past two years showing the good taste of beer drinkers.

Hello fellow vegetarians!  Try this paring with you  next portobello mushroom burger
- a smoked porter.  It really works well.  If you don't like smoked beers then a regular
porter will do nicely as will a well made dark mild.

Two Roads Brewing in Connecticut opened in 2012 to rare reviews.  Although
business is booming their facility is so large they now are one of the largest
contract brewers in the East.

Do you like hot chocolate in the winter?  The closest beerwe've tasted is Stone
Xocoveza.  It harmoniously layers cocoa, Mostra Coffee, pasilla peppers, vanilla,
cinnamon, nutmeg and milk sugar. Drink it cold however, not hot.

In response to the countless (actually 3) e-mails we've received asking what's
our current favorite beer it's Neshaminy Creek The Shape of Hops to Come. I like
it for its five hops and massive IBUs, Clay likes it for it's 9.5% ABV.

One of the few short sentences in the English language to include every letter of the
English alphabet is: "Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs." which is far better
than "the quick brown fox jumped over .... " ah, we forgot the rest.

J.K. Rowling became the first person to become a billionaire by writing books.
However, she also lost her billionaire status because she donated so much
money to charity and buying beer (we made that last part up.)

Movie popcorn costs more per ounce than Filet Mignon or even a vertical  flight of
Founder's Kentucky Breakfast Stout at our local pub( you know who you are).

Enzo Ferrari allegedly once told a man "you may be able to drive a tractor but you
will never be able to handle a Ferrari properly or drink more beer than me."
The man was so angry that he vowed to create the perfect car. His name was
Ferruccio Lamborghini who said he preferred wine instead of beer.

It's a tradition in Ireland that if you donated a pint of blood, they give
you a pint of Guinness to replace the iron.  

Alexander the Great encouraged his men to shave so enemies couldn't grab their
beards during battles.  All clean shaven men were then given an extra ration of ale.

In the 2015 census in the Czech Republic over 10,000  people listed their
profession as "Jedi".  The Czech Republic has one of the highest per capita
consumption of beer in the world.  Enough said.

"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning

Clay and Jay

See you next month!
More From Moore  -  nothing but beer here.....
Clay Moore
dedicates this page
to his and
Beer Nexus' favorite
Lunch Hour-
Six Pack
"beer for the ear"
It's time for more ......TALES OF ALES

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