Gwendolyn Rose Ojeda

A top ‘o the morning
To the Irish mead
To the bartender more tips
For this pleasant mead was
Sweeter than a fair maiden's lips
Over to the brisk taste of an amber
The refreshment of a smooth  pale
I was hanging on the edge
Waiting for my  cask-conditioned ale


Brian Hutton

Golden, amber, pale or porter,
doesn't matter,
just bring me a beer
clear as the Northern night,
fresh as the company I keep.
And maybe just one more before I sleep.


Marcus Kevin Fishly

There once was a man who did not have a fear
when he sat down and drank a six pack of beer
his belly did bloat, his weight it did rise
but the beer gave the feeling of being so wise

The thought of it cooling, so frosted and near
in the mug it sits so golden that beer
the taste is so good never bitter or queer
bringing always a laugh and never a tear

Many a time in that room full of cheer
a wrong emotion did come from that beer
it was never right to hold it so dear
replacing importance with just another cold beer

William Butler Yeats

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the
neighbors vote.


Oliver Holmes

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning;
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius better discerning.

Special thanks all for sending in the poems!

Be a Beer Muse.  Send your poems/stories
to webmaster@beernexus.com
The Beer Muse
Joyce Kilmer

There should be a club for poets
Who have come to seventy year.
They should sit in a great hall drinking
Red wine and golden beer


Charles Stuart Calverley

Oh! I have gazed into my foaming glass,
A soft and silvery sound -- I know it well.
Its tinkling tells me that a time is near
Precious to me -- it is the Dinner Bell.
O blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer,


Bon Jovi

With a cold six pack of beer
You've got a front row seat
Lean back and put up you're feet
Man, the future is looking bright from here


John Anderson

Hey buddy, bring me a beer
Somebody's playing my song
That's why I like it in here
I feel I really belong

Bartender, bring me a brew
My honey walked through the door
In fact you better bring two



There's nothing ever gained
By a wet thing called a tear
When the world is too dark
And I need the light inside of me
I'll walk into a bar
And drink fifteen pints of bee


Travis Tritt

Well, you must be from the city
'Cause you sure ain't from round here
There ain't no smoke free section
We don't sell no import beer.


Clint Black

Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks
It takes more than a cowboy hat to really make them cool
And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks
That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool

Now a bottle is what drinkin' was made for
It doesn't take some suds to make that clear
You won't find Martinis on the dance floor
But I can do the two-step drinkin' beer

Pour anything you want into a cocktail
Those highbrow drinks don't show how smart you are
It's not that kinda class that made Budweiser
It's the higher education at the bar


Brian L. Mead

With so many flavors
in dark or light
you’ll find a few brands
that tastes just right

With kegs, draft and tap
and even microbrew
there’s so many choices
try more then just a few

But drink in moderation
when you drive and have to bail
because they won’t serve you beer
if you get caught and go to jail!


Special thanks all for sending in the poems!
(BeerNexus does NOT validate authorship of submitted material)

Be a Beer Muse.  Send your poems/stories
to webmaster@beernexus.com
For More Beer Muse Go To Archives