| --------------------------------------------- Gwendolyn Rose Ojeda A top ‘o the morning To the Irish mead To the bartender more tips For this pleasant mead was Sweeter than a fair maiden's lips Over to the brisk taste of an amber The refreshment of a smooth pale I was hanging on the edge Waiting for my cask-conditioned ale ------------------------ Brian Hutton Golden, amber, pale or porter, doesn't matter, just bring me a beer clear as the Northern night, fresh as the company I keep. And maybe just one more before I sleep. ------------- Marcus Kevin Fishly There once was a man who did not have a fear when he sat down and drank a six pack of beer his belly did bloat, his weight it did rise but the beer gave the feeling of being so wise The thought of it cooling, so frosted and near in the mug it sits so golden that beer the taste is so good never bitter or queer bringing always a laugh and never a tear Many a time in that room full of cheer a wrong emotion did come from that beer it was never right to hold it so dear replacing importance with just another cold beer ------------ William Butler Yeats A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote. ------------------------ Oliver Holmes Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius better discerning. Special thanks all for sending in the poems! Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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| --------------------------------------------- Joyce Kilmer There should be a club for poets Who have come to seventy year. They should sit in a great hall drinking Red wine and golden beer ----------------- Charles Stuart Calverley Oh! I have gazed into my foaming glass, A soft and silvery sound -- I know it well. Its tinkling tells me that a time is near Precious to me -- it is the Dinner Bell. O blessed Bell! Thou bringest beef and beer, -------------------- Bon Jovi With a cold six pack of beer You've got a front row seat Lean back and put up you're feet Man, the future is looking bright from here ------------------------ John Anderson Hey buddy, bring me a beer Somebody's playing my song That's why I like it in here I feel I really belong Bartender, bring me a brew My honey walked through the door In fact you better bring two ------------- Pogues There's nothing ever gained By a wet thing called a tear When the world is too dark And I need the light inside of me I'll walk into a bar And drink fifteen pints of bee ------------------- Travis Tritt Well, you must be from the city 'Cause you sure ain't from round here There ain't no smoke free section We don't sell no import beer. -------------- Clint Black Longnecks ain't nothin' without rednecks It takes more than a cowboy hat to really make them cool And rednecks ain't nothin' without longnecks That's why we all feel ten feet tall sittin' on a stool Now a bottle is what drinkin' was made for It doesn't take some suds to make that clear You won't find Martinis on the dance floor But I can do the two-step drinkin' beer Pour anything you want into a cocktail Those highbrow drinks don't show how smart you are It's not that kinda class that made Budweiser It's the higher education at the bar ---------------- Brian L. Mead With so many flavors in dark or light you’ll find a few brands that tastes just right With kegs, draft and tap and even microbrew there’s so many choices try more then just a few But drink in moderation when you drive and have to bail because they won’t serve you beer if you get caught and go to jail! -------------------- Special thanks all for sending in the poems! (BeerNexus does NOT validate authorship of submitted material) Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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