| --------------------------------------------- Gwendolyn Rose Ojeda A top ‘o the morning To the Irish mead To the bartender more tips For this pleasant mead was Sweeter than a fair maiden's lips Over to the brisk taste of an amber The refreshment of a smooth pale I was hanging on the edge Waiting for my cask-conditioned ale ------------------------ Brian Hutton Golden, amber, pale or porter, doesn't matter, just bring me a beer clear as the Northern night, fresh as the company I keep. And maybe just one more before I sleep. ------------- Marcus Kevin Fishly There once was a man who did not have a fear when he sat down and drank a six pack of beer his belly did bloat, his weight it did rise but the beer gave the feeling of being so wise The thought of it cooling, so frosted and near in the mug it sits so golden that beer the taste is so good never bitter or queer bringing always a laugh and never a tear Many a time in that room full of cheer a wrong emotion did come from that beer it was never right to hold it so dear replacing importance with just another cold beer ------------ William Butler Yeats A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote. ------------------------ Oliver Holmes Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius better discerning. Special thanks all for sending in the poems! Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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| --------------------------------------------- Louis Burns A bottle of strong beer is not just an ordinary drink It contains more philosophy Than you would ever think ----------------- Ann Onymous There is a tavern in the town And there my true love sits him down And drinks his beer with laughter and with glee And never, never thinks of me -------------------- Europedes The man that isn't jolly after drinking Is just a driveling idiot to my thinking. ------------------------ Henry Aldrich If all be true that I do think, There are five good reasons why we should drink Good beer - a friend - of being dry or least we should be by and by or any other reasons why ------------- Astor Winston Sir, if you were my husband I would poison your drink Madam, here's what I think If you were my wife I would welcome that drink -------------------- Richard Sheridan And here's to the housewife that's thrifty Let the toast pass; Drink to the lass; I'll warrant she'll rove and excuse for the glass ------------------- Jackson Stone I like beer - its taste and effect It's always so cool and wet And that's is just the reason why I' ll drink it until the day I die -------------- Toby Keith I love this bar, It's my kind of place. Just walk in through the front door, Puts a big smile on my face. It ain't too far; come as you are. Mm, mm, mmm, mmm, mmm, I love this bar. ---------------- Ray Scott Drinkin' beer, out on the lake, in a big ol' boat, kickin' up a wake It's a good day to be anywhere, drinkin' beer Drinkin' beer, at the go-kart race, there ain't nothin' that puts a silly grin on my face Like seein' all that dust just flyin' in the air, drinkin' beer --------------- Hank Thompson Hey Mr Bartender please don't be so slow I've got time for me more round and a six pack to go Tomorrow morning's Sunday I'm gonna be feeling low So please please bartender I want a six pack to go I've be a drinking all day long taking in the town I've done spent my whole paycheck just a honky tonking round --------------------- Karl Casey Ale and Lager were fighting it out: Money was bet on which had more clout Ale got hit and went down first, Lager was now heir to my thirst. ----------------- Special thanks all for sending in the poems! (BeerNexus does NOT validate authorship of submitted material) Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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