| --------------------------------------------- Gwendolyn Rose Ojeda A top ‘o the morning To the Irish mead To the bartender more tips For this pleasant mead was Sweeter than a fair maiden's lips Over to the brisk taste of an amber The refreshment of a smooth pale I was hanging on the edge Waiting for my cask-conditioned ale ------------------------ Brian Hutton Golden, amber, pale or porter, doesn't matter, just bring me a beer clear as the Northern night, fresh as the company I keep. And maybe just one more before I sleep. ------------- Marcus Kevin Fishly There once was a man who did not have a fear when he sat down and drank a six pack of beer his belly did bloat, his weight it did rise but the beer gave the feeling of being so wise The thought of it cooling, so frosted and near in the mug it sits so golden that beer the taste is so good never bitter or queer bringing always a laugh and never a tear Many a time in that room full of cheer a wrong emotion did come from that beer it was never right to hold it so dear replacing importance with just another cold beer ------------ William Butler Yeats A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote. ------------------------ Oliver Holmes Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius better discerning. Special thanks all for sending in the poems! Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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| --------------------------------------------- Grammer Gurton Back and side go bare, go bare, Both foot and hand go cold: But, belly, God send thee good ale enough, Whether it be new or old ------------------------ Blake McLandon Beer! happy produce of the brewer Can sinewy strength impart, And wearied with fatigue and toil, Can cheer each manly heart ------------- Lane Hogarth Genius of health Be you modest or of great wealth Tis' beer that makes as one Cheers to life and having fun ------------ C. S. Calverley O Beer. O Hodgson, Guinness, Allsopp, Bass Names that should be on every infant's tongue Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung? Oh, I have gazed into my foaming glass, And wished that lyre could yet again be strung Which once rang prophet like throughout Greece, That beer o' beer your praises should be sung. ------------------ Tom Hillsdale I like Beer, And Beer likes me. The only loss Is when I have to pee. Beer is neat, I can't deny, It makes a toad A handsome guy. -------------------- Fred Thompson Beer now, Mr. Bartender, you know what I mean Big and foamy, crisp and clean I'll make it disappear faster than anything you've seen After that's done, quickly get me another one -------------------- Special thanks all for sending in the poems! (BeerNexus does not validate authorship of submitted material) Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |