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Gwendolyn Rose Ojeda

A top ‘o the morning
To the Irish mead
To the bartender more tips
For this pleasant mead was
Sweeter than a fair maiden's lips
Over to the brisk taste of an amber
The refreshment of a smooth  pale
I was hanging on the edge
Waiting for my  cask-conditioned ale

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Brian Hutton

Golden, amber, pale or porter,
doesn't matter,
just bring me a beer
clear as the Northern night,
fresh as the company I keep.
And maybe just one more before I sleep.

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Marcus Kevin Fishly

There once was a man who did not have a fear
when he sat down and drank a six pack of beer
his belly did bloat, his weight it did rise
but the beer gave the feeling of being so wise

The thought of it cooling, so frosted and near
in the mug it sits so golden that beer
the taste is so good never bitter or queer
bringing always a laugh and never a tear

Many a time in that room full of cheer
a wrong emotion did come from that beer
it was never right to hold it so dear
replacing importance with just another cold beer

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William Butler Yeats

A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote.
A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your
throat.
So stay at home and drink your beer and let the
neighbors vote.

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Oliver Holmes

Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain,
With grammar, and nonsense, and learning;
Good liquor, I stoutly maintain,
Gives genius better discerning.


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William B. Gladstone

If you are cold, beer will warm you;
If you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are exhausted, it will calm you.

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Thomas Tangh

The first sip moistens my lips and throat.
The second shatters my loneliness.
The third causes the wrongs of life to fade gently
from my recollection.
The fourth purifies my soul.
The fifth lifts me to the realms of the unwinking gods
It's beer of course, it's beer, the source

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Karl Smith

Thank God for Beer!
What would the world do without beer?
How did it exist?
Where's the fun of like without it?
Pour a pint with joy and glee
Then have another one on me.

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Karen Plasingo

Said a tippler while tending his thirst,
"I could swallow good beer till I burst."
Said a temperance dame,-
"It is always the same,-
The best beer is as bad as the worst."

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Jack Christina

"Do you care much for Shakespeare?" asked she
Of the dude on the parlor settee
Said he, "Well Miss Ruth,
To tell you the truth,
Most any old beer will suit me."

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Justin Hedges

There was a young man who loved Pabst
He drank it until he collapsed
He gave up beer
For Lent every year
And on Easter morning, relapsed.

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Wood. N. Shoe

I sing the praises of beer,
To everyone able to hear,
Hops, barley and yeast,
Good water, not least,
To all who imbibe - good cheer!



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