Beer, Beer, Beer
(traditional Irish folksong)
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Long time ago, way back in history,
when all there was to drink was nothin
but cups of tea.
Along came a man by the name of
Charlie Mops,
and he invented a wonderful drink and he
made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral,
a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled
us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who
invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Curtis bar, the James' Pub,
the Hole in the Wall as well
one thing you can be sure of,
its Charlie's beer they sell
so all ye lads a lasses
at eleven O'clock ye stop
for five short seconds,
remember
Charlie Mops 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral,
a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled
us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who
invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

A barrel of malt, a bushel of hops, you
stir it around with a stick,
the kind of lubrication to make
your engine tick.
40 pints of wallop a day will keep
away the quacks.
Its only eight pence hapenny
and one and six in tax, 1 2 3 4 5

He must have been an admiral,
a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.
Look what he has done for us he's filled
us up with cheer!
Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who
invented beer beer beer
tiddly beer beer beer.

The Lord bless Charlie Mops!




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