---------------------------------------------Phil
A. Growler

When he sampled a glass of Coor's Light
A beer geek got very uptight
He wrote them this letter:
"If I didn't know better
This tastes like the stuff from sewers might!"

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In Kent there's a young English lass
Whose preference is hand pumped draught Bass
But she slugs down so many
In the pub there's not any
More room for her giant fat ...!

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On the breasts of a barmaid in Swale
Were tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille!


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In Kent there's a young English lass
Whose preference is hand pumped draught Bass
But she slugs down so many
In the pub there's not any
More room for her giant fat ...!

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A beer loving drinker named Ritter
Was especially fond of draught bitter
      Since he drank way too much
      His condition was such
That he stumbled and fell in the .......!


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