| ---------------------------------------------Charles Neaves Pure water is the best of gifts that man to man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything?Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me --------------------------- Jonathan Carls On the chest of a barmaid in Sale Were tattooed the prices of ale And on her behind For the Sake of the blind Was the same information in Braille ----------------------- P. J. Sterlling I like beer 'cos it is good I drink beer because I should if there was a song to sing I sing it and beer you bring I drink beer when I am sad ''cause the beer it makes me glad now there's nothing left to say so lets go drink beer ------------------------------ Rodney Carrington Our work day's done. Go grab a shower! Let's hit the pub. It's Happy Hour. If we get bombed. Who gives a damn? I'm not as drunk, As you think I am. So by another round. We'll sit right here, and drink 'em down. Get everyone another beer. You'll have to kick us outta here. Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com -- |
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