Drinking Song

A long time ago, way back in history,

when all there was to drink was nothin but cups of tea.

Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops,

and he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops.

He must have been an admiral a sultan or a king,
and to his praises we shall always sing.

Look what he has done for us he's filled us up with cheer!

Lord bless Charlie Mops, the man who invented beer beer beer

tiddly beer beer beer.


Mike Firesmith

like beer. it makes me a jolly good fellow

I like beer. it helps me unwind and sometimes it makes
me feel mellow

Whiskeys too rough, champagne costs too much,
vodka puts my mouth in gear

This little refrain should help me explain as a matter of fact
I like beer


Dyan Thomas

But if at the Church they would give us some ale,

And a pleasant fire our souls to regale,

We'd sing and we'd pray all the live-long day,

And never once wish from the Church to stray.


E.E.  Feeney

St. Patrick's Day is here, you see.

We'll pick some shamrocks, one, two, three.

We'll count the leaves and look them over,

And maybe find a four-leafed clover.

I'll sew green buttons on my vest,

Green for St. Patrick is the best.

I'll wear a green hat, don't your fear

And dance a jig while I drink a beer

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