| -------------------------------------------------------- Beer is Better Champagne costs too much, Whiskey's too rough, Vodka puts big mouths in gear. This little refrain Should help to explain Why it's better to order a beer! DJ Pouulsen ------------------------------- "I Love Ale" Be one who drinks the finest of ales. Every day without fail. Even when you have drank enough, Remember that ale is wonderful stuff. P. Tammburro ------------------------------------------ One Too Many Starkle, starkle, little twink, Who the hell you are I think, I'm not under what they call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm not drunk as thinkle peep, I'm just a little slort of sheep. Tee martoonis make a guy Fool so feelish, don't know why Rally don't know who's me yet The drunker I stay the longer I get So just one more to full my cup, I've all day sober to Sunday up. Joe Rainte Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com --- |
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