I Work For Beer

I had to make a decision,
And really show no fear,
So while I stood there thinking,
I had another beer,

Suddenly, then it hit me,
A huge brainwave I could tell,
Gotta’ get a job in a brewery,
And taste success as well.

My first week was a ripper,
Job training every day,
Tasting all the different beers,
This is heaven I would say.

With my training lessons over,
I reckon now I’m made,
Free beer for everyday I work,
And I’m even gettin’ paid.

by Paolo

Buy Beer

He that buys land buys many stones
He that buys flesh buys many bones
He that buys eggs buys many shells
But he that buys good ale busy nothing else

by JRay

Last Night's Beer Haiku

Drink and drink some more.
For you enjoy the feeling.
And the glass is free.

by beerpoet

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