| --------------------------------------------- Gwendolyn Rose Ojeda A top ‘o the morning To the Irish mead To the bartender more tips For this pleasant mead was Sweeter than a fair maiden's lips Over to the brisk taste of an amber The refreshment of a smooth pale I was hanging on the edge Waiting for my cask-conditioned ale ------------------------ Brian Hutton Golden, amber, pale or porter, doesn't matter, just bring me a beer clear as the Northern night, fresh as the company I keep. And maybe just one more before I sleep. ------------- Marcus Kevin Fishly There once was a man who did not have a fear when he sat down and drank a six pack of beer his belly did bloat, his weight it did rise but the beer gave the feeling of being so wise The thought of it cooling, so frosted and near in the mug it sits so golden that beer the taste is so good never bitter or queer bringing always a laugh and never a tear Many a time in that room full of cheer a wrong emotion did come from that beer it was never right to hold it so dear replacing importance with just another cold beer ------------ William Butler Yeats A statesman is an easy man, he tells his lies by rote. A journalist invents his lies, and rams them down your throat. So stay at home and drink your beer and let the neighbors vote. ------------------------ Oliver Holmes Let schoolmasters puzzle their brain, With grammar, and nonsense, and learning; Good liquor, I stoutly maintain, Gives genius better discerning. Special thanks all for sending in the poems! Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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| --------------------------------------------- I Love This Bar by Toby Keith I love this bar, It's my kind of place. Just walk in through the front door, Puts a big smile on my face. It ain't too far, come as you are. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, I love this bar. ------------- People Are Crazy by Billy Currington This old man and me, were at the bar and we Were having us some beers and swaping 'I don't cares' Talking politics, blond and red-head chicks Old dogs and new tricks and habits we ain't kicked We talked about God's grace and all the hell we raised Then I heard the ol' man say; "God is great, beer is good and people are crazy" --------------------- Beer Trip Gary Steawart I can almost, see me now In Acapulco I can almost, feel the breeze That makes the palm trees sway The motion, of the ocean In the bottle Says loving her, is just a sip away Takin' me a long beer trip Loving her with every sip I'm just like a sailing ship A'waiting for the winds to blow Beer, you're a friend of mine You can blow away my mind To some other place and time Taking me along beer trip ---------------------- Boys 'Round Here by Blake Shelton Well the boys 'round here don't listen to The Beatles Run ole Bocephus through a jukebox needle At a honky-tonk, where their boots stomp All night what? (That's right) Yeah, and what they call work, digging in the dirt Gotta get it in the ground 'fore the rain come down To get paid, to get the girl In your 4 wheel drive (A country boy can survive) Yeah the boys 'round here Drinking that ice cold beer Talkin' 'bout girls, talkin' 'bout trucks Runnin' them red dirt roads out, kicking up dust The boys 'round here Sending up a prayer to the man upstairs Backwoods legit, don't take no shit Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit Aw heck Red red red red red red red red red redneck ------------------------ A Drink In My Hand Eric Church Early Monday morning, til Friday at five Man I work, work, work but I don't climb, climb, climb Boss man can shove that overtime up his can All I want to do is put a drink in my hand To fill it up, or throw it down I got a forty hour week worth of trouble to drown No need to complicate it, I'm a simple man All you got to do is put a drink in my hand Yeah the parking lot is muddy, can't get to the door I'll take my jacked up drop er' down in 4x4 Chill down a long neck, warm up the band All you got to do is put a drink in my hand To fill it up, or throw it down I'm about to tear a new one in this old town Five, four, three, two, one I'm a rocket man All you got to do it put a drink in my hand -------------------------- Pop A Top by Allen Jackson Pop a top again I just got time for one more round Set 'em up my friends Then I'll be gone Then you can let some other fool sit down --------------------- Cold Beer by Jesse Stewart Cold, cold beer don't you ever worry I am right here never live without you don't care what I amount to, no. talkin' bout cold cold beer don't you ever worry, I am right here can't ever live without you I pick you up I take you home sit on my couch, turn off my phone, cuz I love your taste, love your smell who would ever thought that we could do so well hell, I guess we're meant for each other Special thanks all for sending in the poems! (BeerNexus does NOT validate authorship of submitted material) Be a Beer Muse. Send your poems/stories to webmaster@beernexus.com |
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