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Police Educate Beer Thief Police in North Carolina are shaming a thief who was caught stealing two packs of Bud Light from a convenience store in the early morning, suggesting that he was too unrefined to realize Bud Light is an inappropriate “breakfast beer.” “This gentleman left the Lake Waccamaw Sam's [Pit] Stop last week at 6:30 a.m. and completely forgot to pay for the two [12-packs] of Bud Light he was carrying,” police wrote in a Facebook post salong with two surveillance photos of the thief. “This is very concerning to us. Bud Light is clearly not a breakfast beer.”The Police went on to ask for the community’s assistance in “identifying this gentleman so that we might educate him on the benefits of quality over quantity.” While they didn’t offer any specific examples of their preferred beers to pair with eggs, pancakes, or even Fruity Pebbles, police did indeed suggest that any type of “breakfast stout” — which are often brewed with notes of coffee,or chocolate — is a better choice than a lager.In the meantime, police offered a kind “dilly dilly!” to any Bud Light fans they may have offended with their remarks |
Brewery Founder Fired The founder of Christian Moerlein Brewing Co. (Ohio) has been laid off following a decision by the brewery's new owner to outsource its beer production. Cincinnati Beverage Company, which owns the Moerlein, Little Kings, Hudepohl and Burger Beer brands, announced that it has signed a production deal with another local brewing company. The move to outsource beer production is aimed at improving the production efficiency and scalability of its brands, Cincinnati Beverage Company CEO Jay Woffington said. But that decision has resulted in the firings of Greg Hardman, Moerlein's founder, as well as its 20-person production team. Mr. Brewski says he should have never sold out. Best Beer Cities Considering 384 cities in the country,TopAsset.com measured total number of breweries, breweries per 100,000 residents, the average number of beers per brewery, bars per 100,000 residents and the average price of a pint to determine the best beer cities in the US The top five cities were: 1. Cincinnati, Ohio, 2. Asheville, N.C., 3. St. Louis, Mo., 4. Portland, Ore. 5. Pittsburgh, Pa. Beer From The Grave Many people dream of having their first legal drink when they finally turn 21, but the moment was extra special for one young man in Massachusetts. While his father had died several years prior, that didn’t stop him from buying his son his first beer.A Massachusetts man's 21st birthday turned extra special after finding out his late father left behind $10 so he could enjoy his first legal beer. Matt Goodman reached the milestone on Sunday and tweeted photos of him drinking a Bud Light at at bar in Attleboro and a $10 bill."Almost 6 years ago before my dad passed he gave my sister this 10$ bill to give to me on my 21st birthday so he could buy me my first beer, cheers pops havin this one for you!" he wrote. Casey told CBS Boston that over the years it was hard to keep the secret with her mom, but it was all worth it. "It's just something so typical that my dad would have done," she said. "To buy his first beer. Him and my dad were so close and he's had such a hard time anytime that a monumental moment comes up in his life that my dad's not there." ================================= |
“"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.". Martin Luther "A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food." Queen Elizabeth I "I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all." Jane Austen "There is nothing in the world like the first taste of beer." John Steinbeck "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes." Norm Peterson (Cheers) “…there is only one game at the heart of America and that is baseball, and only one beverage to be found sloshing at the depths of our national soul and that is beer.” Peter Richmond “A psychologist once said that we know little about the conscience – except that it is soluble in alcohol.” Thomas Blackburn “Beer he drank – seven goblets. His spirit was loosened. He became hilarious. His heart was glad and his face shown.” from the Epic of Gilgamesh “Beer will get you through time of no money better than money will get you through times of no beer.” Steve Allen |
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