mR. bReWski says.......
| Beer Causes Mistrial Ohio county judge James Mazzone declared a mistrial in a drug case after a juror was seen drinking a beer duing lunch break. The defendant was set free. There is no report on what the Judge was drinking before making this decision. ------------------------- Now That's a Law!! In 1156 the city of Augsburg, Germany passed a law that took the license away from every brewer that sold bad beer for the third time and from every pub not serving the correct amount. Beer quality and quanity were determined by an official beer taster. The taster was not allowed to drink wine or hard liquor and was told what to eat to prevent anything from influencing his taste buds. ---------------- Cell Phones Worse than DUI Studies from the University of Utah and the New England Journal of Medicine show that drivers even using a hands-free cell phone are more "impaired" than drivers at .08 percent BAC. . |
Bar Problem Solvers
Problem: Feet cold and wet
Cause: Glass being held at incorrect angle
Action: Rotate glass so that open end
points toward ceiling
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Problem: Beer is unusually pale and
tasteless
Cause: Glass empty
Action: Get someone to buy you another
beer
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Problem: Don't recognize the room you're
in or anyone there.
Cause: You've wandered into the wrong
party
Action: See if they have free beer.
Problem: Feet cold and wet
Cause: Glass being held at incorrect angle
Action: Rotate glass so that open end
points toward ceiling
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Problem: Beer is unusually pale and
tasteless
Cause: Glass empty
Action: Get someone to buy you another
beer
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Problem: Don't recognize the room you're
in or anyone there.
Cause: You've wandered into the wrong
party
Action: See if they have free beer.
Ya gotta love these guys
Samuel Johnson -
"This is one of the disadvantages of
drinking too much beer: it makes a man
mistake words for thought."
Henny Youngman-
My grandmother is over eighty and still
doesn't need glasses. Drinks beer right
out of the bottle.
.
Samuel Johnson -
"This is one of the disadvantages of
drinking too much beer: it makes a man
mistake words for thought."
Henny Youngman-
My grandmother is over eighty and still
doesn't need glasses. Drinks beer right
out of the bottle.
.
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