Impress your friends with a timely
phrase to describe your beer even if
you have no idea what you're
talking about.
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This beer has an interesting profile
that stays in the aftertaste with an
upsurge of accentuated character.
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Ah, what an amiable aroma that hints
of a balanced, gentle, but feisty
interplay of significant depth.
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I taste an interesting counterbalance
between the calm malt and
supportative hops that leads to a harder
yet subdued edge.
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The flavors tend to blend together, yet
each maintains its distinctive character
in a well-calibrated plan.
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This beer is bursting with character
that has a perceptible yet
unobtrusive support of texture which
weaves into a complex whole.
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I like the way this tastes.
guy who drank so much
beer......
he thought Meow Mix was a
CD for cats
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spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said
"concentrate."
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he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
Henny Youngman -
"When I read about the evils of drinking
beer, I gave up reading."
Steven King-
I work until beer o'clock.
U.S. Department of Agriculture,1866
"A moderate use of beer will aid in
digestion, quicken the powers of life, and
give elasticity to the body and mind."
