mR. bReWski says.......
Beer B.S.
Impress your friends with a timely  
phrase to describe your beer even if
you have no idea what you're
talking about.

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This beer has an interesting profile
that stays in the aftertaste with an
upsurge of accentuated character.
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Ah, what an amiable aroma that hints
of a balanced, gentle, but feisty
interplay of significant depth.
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I taste an interesting counterbalance
between the calm malt and
supportative hops that leads to a harder
yet subdued edge.
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The flavors tend to blend together, yet
each maintains its distinctive character
in a well-calibrated plan.
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This beer is bursting with character
that has a perceptible yet
unobtrusive support of texture which
weaves into a complex whole.
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I like the way this tastes.
Did you hear about the
guy who drank so much
beer......

he thought Meow Mix was a
CD for cats
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spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice can because it said
"concentrate."
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he tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
Ya gotta love these guys

Henny Youngman -
"When I read about the evils of drinking
beer, I gave up reading."

Steven King-
I work until beer o'clock.

U.S. Department of Agriculture,1866
"A moderate use of beer will aid in
digestion, quicken the powers of life, and
give elasticity to the body and mind."
Mr. Brewski's one beer a day diet.