mR. bReWski says.......
Weak Beer = Weak Defense

Two Russian pilots who said they
thought they were drinking weak British
beer, will pay fines for being over the
legal blood-alcohol limit.

Mikhail Danilstsev and his co-pilot,
Andrey Lyubimov, attempted to explain
why they exceeded the blood-alcohol
limit for pilots before a flight, but Judge
Mushtaq Khokhar of Manchester
(England) Crown Court wasn't
convinced. He ordered each man to pay
more than $3,900 in fines

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Dog Beer

Bowser beer, a non-carbonated,
non-alcoholic beer for dogs (hops can
cause seizures in dogs and the alcohol
can lead to other health complications),
comes in two flavors, Beefy Brown Ale
and Cock-a-Doodle Brew." Now as
owners pop a cold brew, they're dogs
can too," said Jennifer Brown, creator
of Bowser Beer. Both flavors are made
from 100-percent beef or chicken broth
and contains malt barley and
glucosamine, which are good for shiny
coats and maintaining healthy joints.
The brew is also low in calories and fat.
You don't say.....

The top ten beer brands in the world are Bud
Light, Snow, Budweiser, InBev's Brazilian
beers  Skol and Brahma, Modelo's Corona,
Heineken, Coors Light, SABMiller's Miller Lite
and China's Tsingtao.

The world's five biggest beer markets were
China, United States, Russia, Brazil and
Germany.

Eastern Europe is also home to four of the
world’s ten heaviest beer drinking nations
including the Czech Republic which has
strengthened its world-leading position.

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A man who shed 140 pounds to join the
Marines is headed to Parris Island, S.C., to
begin boot camp. Topping out at 330 pounds,
Ulysses Milana was rejected by Army and
Navy recruiters. But Marine recruiters worked
with him as he lost about 20 pounds a month.

It wasn't easy, Milana said, but he managed to
slim down through exercise, healthier eating
habits and giving up beer, which was
the hardest part.

He said he was even able to forgo a beer at
his going-away party.
Ya gotta love these guys
Rodney Dangerfield
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking.
Now I drink in front of a mirror. And I
drink too much, way too much; my doctor
drew blood he ran a tab!"

Henny Youngman
"When I read about the evils of drinking
beer, I gave up reading."

Martin Luther
"We old folks have to find our cushions and
pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the
milk of the old."
Casy Stengel
“They say some of my stars drink a lot of
beer, but I have found that the ones who drink
milkshakes don't win many ball games.”


Sophocles on a good diet
"[I recommend]… bread, meat,
vegetables and beer."

Kevin Trapee
"One of the hallmarks of the baby boomer
generation is that it doesn't live like the
previous generation. It hasn't yet given up
jeans and T-shirts or beer."
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