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The problem with the world is that
everyone is a few drinks behind.
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The hard part about being a
bartender is figuring out who is
drunk and who is just stupid.
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There are two reasons for drinking:
One is, when you are thirsty, to
cure it;
The other, when you are not
thirsty, to prevent it.
(sent in by Mr. Brewski's readers)
Want to know how to get a wet
beverage napkin not to stick to your
pint glass ? Just use the "salt shaker"
and sprinkle some of its contents onto
the napkin.
(thanks to BRIAN THE "BEERDOG")
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Never say; "Make my drink strong."
You'll look like a cheap idiot. If you
want a double, ask for a double -- and
be prepared to pay for a double. And
never ever snap your fingers or whistle
at the Bartender,
(thanks to "THECALENTE")
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Drink lots of water while drinking and
after. This will help to rehydrate your
body. I try to have a drink then a glass
water alternating all night. Of course, I
am never able to completely adhere to
this philosophy.
(thanks to "UKCATS70")
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Always leave a good tip for your
bartender if you intend to ever return.
My rule of thumb is 25% of the tab or
at least $1 per beer. And of course
never take coins off the bar, leave it in
addition to the proper tip.
(thanks to "ALALE33")
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appear in a future column.
Dave Barry -
"I like beer. On occasion, I will
even drink beer to celebrate a
major event such as the fall of
Communism or the fact that the
refrigerator is still working."
W.C. Fields-
"What contemptible scoundrel
has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
Frank Sinatra -
"I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as
they're going to feel all day."
