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mR. bReWski says.......
| My Favorite Bar Signs The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. ----------------------------- The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. --------------------------- There are two reasons for drinking: One is, when you are thirsty, to cure it; The other, when you are not thirsty, to prevent it. |
| BAR TIPS (sent in by Mr. Brewski's readers) Want to know how to get a wet beverage napkin not to stick to your pint glass ? Just use the "salt shaker" and sprinkle some of its contents onto the napkin. (thanks to BRIAN THE "BEERDOG") ------------------------- Never say; "Make my drink strong." You'll look like a cheap idiot. If you want a double, ask for a double -- and be prepared to pay for a double. And never ever snap your fingers or whistle at the Bartender, (thanks to "THECALENTE") ------------------------------ Drink lots of water while drinking and after. This will help to rehydrate your body. I try to have a drink then a glass water alternating all night. Of course, I am never able to completely adhere to this philosophy. (thanks to "UKCATS70") ---------------------------- Always leave a good tip for your bartender if you intend to ever return. My rule of thumb is 25% of the tab or at least $1 per beer. And of course never take coins off the bar, leave it in addition to the proper tip. (thanks to "ALALE33") ------------------------ Send your tips and advice to webmaster@beernexus.com and see it appear in a future column. |
Ya gotta love these guys
Dave Barry -
"I like beer. On occasion, I will
even drink beer to celebrate a
major event such as the fall of
Communism or the fact that the
refrigerator is still working."
W.C. Fields-
"What contemptible scoundrel
has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
Frank Sinatra -
"I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as
they're going to feel all day."
Dave Barry -
"I like beer. On occasion, I will
even drink beer to celebrate a
major event such as the fall of
Communism or the fact that the
refrigerator is still working."
W.C. Fields-
"What contemptible scoundrel
has stolen the cork to my lunch?"
Frank Sinatra -
"I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as
they're going to feel all day."
