mR. bReWski says.......
My Favorite Bar Signs

The problem with the world is that
everyone is a few drinks behind.
The hard part about being a
bartender is figuring out who is
drunk and who is just stupid.
There are two reasons for drinking:
One is, when you are thirsty, to
cure it;
The other, when you are not
thirsty, to prevent it.
(sent in by Mr. Brewski's readers)

Want to know how to get a wet
beverage napkin not to stick to your
pint glass ? Just use the "salt shaker"
and sprinkle some of its contents onto
the napkin.
(thanks to BRIAN THE  "BEERDOG")

Never say; "Make my drink strong."
You'll  look like a cheap idiot. If you
want a double, ask for a double -- and
be prepared to pay for a double.  And
never ever snap your fingers or whistle
at the Bartender,
(thanks to "THECALENTE")

Drink lots of water while drinking and
after. This will help to rehydrate your
body. I try to have a drink then a glass
water alternating all night. Of course, I
am never able to completely adhere to
this philosophy.
(thanks to  "UKCATS70")

Always leave a good tip for your
bartender if you intend to ever return.  
My rule of thumb is 25% of the tab or
at least $1 per beer. And of course
never take coins off the bar, leave it in
addition to the proper tip.
(thanks to "ALALE33")

Send your  tips and advice to and see it
appear in a future column.
Ya gotta love these guys

Dave Barry -
"I like beer. On occasion, I will
even drink beer to celebrate a
major event such as the fall of
Communism or the fact that the
refrigerator is still working."

W.C. Fields-
"What contemptible scoundrel
has stolen the cork to my lunch?"

Frank Sinatra -
"I feel sorry for people who don't
drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as
they're going to feel all day."