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Thieves in Wisconsin must really like Miller beer.
They stole nearly $26,000 worth of the alcohol
beverage from a trucking company in Richfield.

Washington County Sheriff's report says the
items stolen totaled $25,788 and included: 384
24-packs of Miller Genuine Draft cans 560
18-packs of MGD 12-ounce bottles 980 18-packs
of MGD 12-ounce cans 40 24-packs of Miller
Light 16-ounce plastic bottles

A 25-year-old man from Connecticut landed into
trouble when a female friend found he hid a small
camera in a bottle of beer to watch her in the
shower. A court charged Steven Thibodeau on  
with over 15 counts of voyeurism and one count
of evidence tampering, which alleges he tried to
delete some images. The matter came into focus
when Thibodueau's friend got suspicious over an
empty clear beer bottle and decided to check it.
She later called police after she found small wires
coming out of the shampoo. All of which shows
there's more than one reason to always drink beer
in dark bottles.
Strange but true...

Canada has banned an Australian tourism
campaign in their country for the
apparent use of the term "bloody hell",
which is deemed offensive in many parts
of the world, and for luring visitors by
saying "We've poured you a beer!". The
ads begin with characters saying: "We've
poured you a beer and we've had the
camels shampooed, we've saved you a
spot on the beach. . . and we've got
the sharks out of the pool".


In what could be the first ever incident
of its kind, Ravenna, CA police have fined
a drunk driver, not behind the wheel but
behind the handlebars.

Brenda Jones ran a red light and ran into
a car at a busy intersection on her
Roadmaster bicycle. "I got on the bike
and I went down to get another beer,"
Jones explained .

The Ravenna police have charged her for
running a red light, and operating a
vehicle while intoxicated.
Ya gotta love these guys
More From"Cheers"
WOODY: Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: All right, but stop me at one. Make that

WOODY: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
NORM: The question is what's going in Mr.
Peterson? A beer please, Woody. --Cheers

Joe Cuffman
"Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the
lack of alcohol."
From "Cheers"
"SAM: What'll you have Normie?
NORM: Well, I'm in a gambling mood,
Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes
out of that tap.
SAM: Looks like beer, Norm.
NORM: Call me Mister Lucky.

D.G. Pavel
"Remember "I" before "E",
except in Budweiser."
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