mR. bReWski says.......
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Best Inexpensive Champagne

Mr. Brewski asked BeerNexus' wine/food expert
J.R. Attamante for some tips on what Champagne
to buy to welcome in 2007 in the unlikely case he
runs out of beer.  Here are J.R's top three choices
and their retail prices:

Domaine Ste. Michelle Blanc de Noirs ($9.99)
Canella Prosecco di Conegliano ($12.99)
Juve y Camps Reserva de la Familia ($14.99)


Name That Beer

Colorado's Flying Dog Brewery is running a
contest to find a name for it's new summer
seasonal brew, a Belgian-style white beer. The
beer will be a traditional cloudy liquid, from the
suspended wheat proteins and unfiltered yeast,
and will use ingredients such orange peel and
coriander. Flying Dog beers are available in 45
states. You can enter the contest at The deadline is Jan.
A Guy Walks Into a Bar

An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks,
"Do I come here often?" "

A guy walks into a bar with jumper
cables. The bartender says, "You can
come in, but don't start anything!"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Give
me a beer before problems start!" Again,
the man orders a beer again saying, "Give
me a beer before problems start!" The
bartender looks confused. This goes on
for a while, and after the fifth beer the
bartender is totally confused and asks
the man, "When are you going to pay
for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah,
now the problems start!"

A penguin walks into a bar, goes to the
counter, and asks the bartender, "Have
you seen my brother?" The bartender
asks, "I don't know, what does he look

A kangaroo walks into a bar. He orders a
beer. The bartender says, "That'll be
$10. You know, we don't get many
kangaroos coming in here, you know."
The kangaroo says, "At $10 a beer, it's
not hard to understand."

Ya gotta love these guys
Samuel Johnson
No, sir: There is nothing which has yet
been contrived by man by which so much
happiness is produced as by
a good tavern or inn."

W.C. Fields
“What contemptible scoundrel has stolen
the cork to my lunch?”
B.R. Gravatt
"One pint of beer ... equals 1/2 college
credit in philosophy."

Ambrose Bierce
"Non-Drinker: a weak person who yields to
the temptation of denying
himself a pleasure.

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