mR. bReWski says.......
How Not To Open A Beer

It’s legal to drink beer in German movie theaters — but it’s
probably not a good idea to try to open your beer bottle with
a pepper spray canister.However, that’s exactly what a
thirsty moviegoer tried doing at a cinema one recent night
in the northwestern German town of Osnabrueck. Instead
of opening his beer, the 29-year-old man broke his pepper
spray container and some 200 people had to quickly
leave the theater in tears.

The cinema’s manager said that it was “chaos.” Still, he kept
his head, calling police, offering beverages to moviegoers and
opening the windows. HThe movie was restarted in 30 min.
You don't say.....
Mr.Van Ert (story to left -
Locked in Beer Cooler) was cited
for retail theft, and had to pay a $170 fine plus restitution.
The hops used in beer could be giving you man boobs
because hops contain a high amount of phytoestrogen —
a plant-derived chemical that is similar to the female
sex hormone estrogen
. Amsterdam has just banned “beer bikes” after years of
complaints by local people about rowdy tourists getting
drunk and disorderly while pedalling in the city.
Katharina von Bora married Protestant Reformation leader
Martin Luther and several years later, to his delight,
she opened a brewery.
Samuel Adams' Utopia is illegal in 12 states (Alabama,
Arkansas, Georgia, Idaho, Mississippi, Montana,
New Hampshire, North Carolina, South Carolina,
Tennessee, Vermont, and Washington),
Budweiser” literally means “of Budweis”, and while the
American “Budweiser” has little to do with Ceské
Budějovice, there are many breweries that do.

Dogfish Head's SeaQuench Ale is actually a blend of blend
of three German beer styles: Kölsch, Berliner Weisse, and
Gose.with added black lime for flavor, and sea salt
Ya gotta love these guys
Dan Castellaneta
“Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.”

Chas Murray
"This beer tastes a lot like I'm not
going to work tomorrow."

Martin Luther
"“Whenever the devil harasses you, seek the company
of men or drink more, or joke, or do some other
merry thing. Sometimes we must just drink more beer.

Craig Ferguson
"If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m
near beer, I’m close  to heaven!"
David Justice
“I savored the Scotch. Not bad, really —
like a beer that’s been in a brawl.”

Crystal Wood
"“Can you still want something you already have?
Absolutely. Everyday. Beer .”

James S.A. Corey
“And ... and what is civilisation if it isn’t people
talking to each other over a goddamned beer?”

Benny Bellamacina
“All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can
slope in and roll out.”
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Locked in Beer Cooler

Ten minutes to midnight Jeremy J. Van Ert stepped into a
walk-in beer cooler at a Kwik Trip convenience store in
Marshfield, Wis.When the doors locked behind him at
midnight, he decided that rather than shout for help, he
would just camp out, police say.

When the doors unlocked shortly before 6 a.m., Van Ert, 38,
made a beeline from the beer cooler to the door without any
attempt to pay for what he had consumed or broken,
Overnight, Van Ert had knocked off three 30-packs of Busch
beer, in temperatures around 32 degrees Fahrenheit.

When police found Van Ert, he acknowledged being locked
inside the cooler and that he “decided to stay and drink.”