mR. bReWski says.......
The Pabst Fraternity

In what marketers believe is the first instance
of a beer brand sponsoring a student group,
Pabst has adopted the unaffiliated Oregon
State University fraternity Pi Beta Rho.

Fraternity members persuaded Pabst to sign
on after a barrage of emails and phone calls to
the San Antonio-based company's marketing

Students from Washington State, MIT,
Purdue, North Carolina State and the
University of Michigan's rugby team, among
others, have all emailed asking how they can
start their own Pi Beta Rho chapter.
Thirty-Two Ways to Open a Beer
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The Beer Song
(not for those musically inclined)
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Alcoholic Spring Water

Wet Planet Beverages of Rochester NY
has begun marketing the world's first
alocholic spring water.  The water is
mixed with natural fruit flavor and
alcohol at 5% ABV.  The manufacturer
claims the combination will never give
the drinker a hangover.
You don't say.....

Beersickles have become a fad in many
German pubs.  Simply put it's frozen beer in
the shape of a popsickle.  I guess that's what
they mean when they want a really cold one.

Pharmacologists at the  Downstate (NY)
Medical Center have found that alcohol binds
to the same receptors as progesterone, a
mood elevating hormone that relieves many
PMS related problems.  Bottoms up, ladies!


The Morimoto Imperial Pilsner bottle, a
750ml swing top ceramic beauty, won 2nd
place at the Beverage Dynamics Awards
for best designed packaging.  
First place went to, gulp, 7 Up.
Ya gotta love these guys

Dave Barry
I like beer. On occasion, I will even drink
beer to celebrate a major event such as
the fall of Communism or the fact that
the refrigerator is still working.

W.C. Fields -
Now don't say you can't swear off
drinking; it's easy. I've done it a
thousand times.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a

I never drink water; that is the stuff that
rusts pipes.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen
the cork to my lunch?

T- Shirts Slogans
"Sobriety Is Transitory"
"Beer Is Technically
A Vegetarian Meal"
Finally a bar for real drinkers
Beernexus writer
Dan Hodge adds:
"Finally" is not the correct
word for the under the bar
urinal!. The correct word
should be "Again", because
these things were legal in
Pennsylvania untill
prohibition. Although, of
course, they are no longer
in use, I have personally
seen three of them. In all
three cases the entire
underside of the bar was
tiled and led to a tiled
trough with drains.

Dan Hodge
Beer My Way